Damaged Goods

Public Bathroom Chronicles

Ellie and Jack tackle the quirks and oddities of public bathrooms, from the awkward stall shuffle to the endless debate over hand dryers versus paper towels. They share hilarious personal stories, analyze bathroom etiquette, and even entertain wild conspiracy theories about restroom technology. This episode transforms everyday encounters into laugh-out-loud moments.

Authentic Flavors and Quirks of Cat Food

Ellie and Jack humorously debate the authenticity of cat food flavors, from steak to gourmet burgers, and suggest natural options like mouse and bird to match feline instincts. They unpack the marketing tactics targeting humans rather than cats and imagine absurd branding ideas, like “Sautéed Sparrow Delight,” leaving listeners with laughter and food for thought.